taintedloveee:

pineapples don’t have sleeves

(via s0ftlie)

This bit of absurdity was administered to 8th grade students in New York as part of their yearly state assessment. The story is a nonsense tale masquerading as an Aesop with a moral that has driven many to exasperation (though might, in sentiment, be familiar to fans of Going Postal and similar stories). Google will yield several articles on the subject and the going hashtags on Twitter are #pineapplerebellion and #pineapplegate. 

And for the sake of curiosity—which animal do you think said the wisest thing?